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I come home from work exhausted, like a beaten dog today,
And my boss - that evil bastard - tore my whole damn guild away.

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Thank the gods - it's finally weekend, I can breathe and I can roam,
To the StopGame main page gladly now my browser finds its home!

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My room is dark and cold, and my fridge is empty too,
But with Refund I'm never feeling blue.

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Maybe neighbors, maybe family never get my fantasy -
Still I know exactly where my friends will be!

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I log in to StopGame - and the lore begins to shift!
Should I choose KEK or Retro-rift?

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Typing Discord words that everybody knows:
"Infact! Let's go! Hello, my bros!"

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I log in to StopGame - like a cheat code in a run!
Should I choose Madness or Hard Mod fun?

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Typing Discord words that everybody knew:
I love SG just like DOTA 2!

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Every morning zombie workers slowly march into the grind,
Working just to buy some pointless mortgage in their life.

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But on SG the feed's a whole wide world of play and lore,
And “Breakdown of Flights” is live once more!

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I watched every podcast and the yearly final show,
Learned the quirks of "Lost in Translation" flow,

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Waiting for reviews, speedruns, stories of a game’s career -
While my boss just plays Age of Empires here!

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I log in to StopGame - and the lore begins to shift!
Should I choose WES or Game-watch drift?

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Typing Discord words that everybody knows:
"Too scary? Quit it! Hi, my bros!"

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I log in to StopGame - and the lore begins to shift!
Should I choose KEK or Retro-rift?

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Typing Discord words that everybody knew:
Refund or wishlist? Give me two!

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I log in to StopGame - and the lore begins to shift!
Should I choose KEK or Retro-rift?

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Typing Discord words that everybody knew:
Refund or wishlist? Give me two!